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why get jealous of your best friend for being ridiculously talented when you can just secondhand brag about them instead???

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My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

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